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I'm heading for Denver this Thursday. According
to the newspaper, the weather is cold.
I'm trying to figure out what to pack for Denver; I always have a hard time packing. When travelling with the horses it's easy
-- everything they own goes in the trailer, just to be safe. With
me, I take only what I need (which I never manage to figure out what that is)
because when one flies, there are weight limitations on luggage. Plus I
only get two suitcases to get everything into.
Since I'm giving "Horsecamping"
presentations, one suitcase is devoted to nothing but demo items --
tree savers, knot eliminators, handouts, books, folding canvas water pail
and other horsecamping items.
Even though I put a note in suitcase explaining
what all these items are and they'll be used for a presentation, I've found
it best to stick with suitcases until they get THROUGH airport
security. One would think airport security has seen this stuff before
-- but they haven't.
I usually wind up opening suitcases and even
having to explain to them what and how a knot eliminator or what a tree saver
is. All this show and tell can take up to 45 minutes to an hour to
get through.
Next, it's get ME through security. I don't
really mind all the restrictions. I learned not to pack anything over 3
ounces and whatever airport security can do to make it safer to fly is perfectly
OK with me. But I have also learned to always wear cowboy boots (they
slide on and off) and never packers (which have to be unlaced, pulled off and
then put back on and relaced!!). Never wear a big belt buckle. In
fact don't wear a belt. You gotta take it off anyway. And don't
forget to put cell phone, watch, bracklet, and earrings into the tray because they will
set the 'sensor' off when you walk through.
Of course I know that regardless how much I leave
off in the way of clothes, I'm going to set the 'sensor' off anyway. I've
got a replaced left knee which sets it off so I get to be wanded. You know
stand there with hands out (palms up) while one of the security folks runs
this wand device up and down my body. And everyone who walks by looks at
me and wonders "Why?"
I don't mind though. I do a lot of
flying. I've just come to the realization that first I have to get
suitcases through security. And then I have to get ME through
security. This is the reason I go to the airport 2 and even 3 hours earlier than required
and will on Thursday too.
If you're in Denver March 14-16, drop by the
National Western Complex for the Rocky Mountain Horse Expo and say 'hi'.
I'll be there -- hopefully with BOTH suitcases!
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